Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a Norwegian Blue Dead Parrot. To enhance your ownership experience, please take the time to read this manual thoroughly.
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Do not over feed your Dead Parrot.
Do not use your Dead Parrot while:
Only trained and qualified pet store owners (as defined in IEC 60950 and AS/NZS3260) should install, replace, or service your Dead Parrot.
To clean your Dead Parrot,
use a mild detergent in cold water on a gentle cycle. Dead Parrots
are dishwasher safe. Hang out to dry.
Frequently Asked Questions
1. Should I talk to my Dead Parrot?
Yes, absolutely, but don't expect it to talk back.
2. What do I feed my Dead Parrot?
We recommend Purina Dead Parrot Chow . A ten pound bag should last the lifetime of your pet. Many owners recommend Febreeze . This cuts down on the odor as your Dead Parrot decays. Spray Lacquer keeps your Dead Parrot's feathers healthy and shiny.
3. Will my Dead Parrot learn to talk?
No, this is one of the many benefits of owning a Dead Parrot. However, you may purchase a Speech Synthesis Chip, part number 1-3032210, from our catalog. With this accessory, you may choose from the following options:
a. Squeal like a pig
4. What other accessories can I purchase for my Dead Parrot?
a. Plucking Chip (part
5. How often should I feed my Dead Parrot?
No more than once a month, unless you start noticing unpleasant odors. Then you should supply a hearty helping of Febreeze.
6. Where can I keep my Dead Parrot?
As opposed to a live parrot, a Dead Parrot prefers to be kept on the back deck during the winter. This cuts down on the odor from decay. During the summer, we recommend that you store your Dead Parrot in a refrigerated environment at 25? Fahrenheit.
7. How do I keep my Dead Parrot healthy?
You should exercise your Dead Parrot daily. Take it for brisk walks. Bring along a Frisbee. Make sure that you and your Dead Parrot stretch your muscles (and/or wings) thoroughly before vigorous exercise.
8. How do I handle my Dead Parrot molting?
Each Dead Parrot comes equipped with Norwegian Blue Super Glue (part number 76-CX-5679). This comes in handy should any part of your Dead Parrot come off.
9. How often should I change my Dead Parrot's battery?
Your Dead Parrot is self-sustaining and solar powered. You should not have to change its batteries unless you purchase the accessory kit.
10. What about "pluckers"?
Unlike live parrots, most Dead Parrots do not have this problem. See Figure 1 below.
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